The Long Road

05/04/2003 Archived Entry: "Parteh"

I went to a party at Nick’s place last night after watching X-Men 1.5 with my parents. Yeah, I was still on a mutant high. The party was pretty good, I got to see some old friends again as well as meeting some new people.

The REAL fun though came around 2:30, after everyone else had left but 4 (Pat, Doug, Emily and I) of us and Nick who had passed out in his room hours earlier. Pat and Doug planned to undress Nick and set up his room in such a way that he would wake up in maximum daze. I suggested cleaning up the place to make it seem like there was no party at all…but that didn’t fly for long. So Nick was sleeping in his room on his stomach, they weren’t able to get his pants off because he was wearing a belt, instead they pulled his shirt up and poured half a bottle of hair gel on his back, some black pepper and affixed an ice cream cone to him using peanut butter. The other half of the bottle of gel went in his hair.

Around 3am Riccardo showed up. Honestly, who shows up at 3am? Anyways, with Rick around things really got better. He undid Nick’s belt and pulled his pants pretty far down. Took a deodorant stick and wiped it across his ass crack a few times, took some lipstick and wrote “I love you” and drew a swastika on Nick’s forehead. The best part was when Rick took the belt and started giving Nick lashings on his ass. He whipped him quite hard and very often. I’ve honestly not laughed that much in a very VERY VERY long time. To top it all off, a giant plastic tube with a rounded end (think of what it looks like) was shoved down Nick’s boxers. I cannot believe the guy slept through all that, especially with a constant laugh track going on for a good 40 minutes.

After all the humour, Rick, Emily and I went home while Doug and Pat stayed over. I drove Emily since she was on the way and got home at around 4. What I wouldn’t give to have seen Nick’s reaction in the morning though.

Replies: 3 comments

That sounds awful...worse than awful...I mean...some of it would be funny...and most of it is funny to read...but to be there when it happens...I'll have homophobic reactions if I ever see Ricardo...disgusting...:P

Posted by Daniel @ 05/06/2003 03:54 PM EST

I just see humour, if I ever see Riccardo again I'll just burst out laughing instead of having homophobic fears

Posted by Rayne @ 05/06/2003 07:00 PM EST

How could he not have woken up after all that?! Craziness!

Posted by Katie @ 05/09/2003 03:29 PM EST