The Long Road

05/10/2003 Archived Entry: "Delayed"

Wow it's late. Talk about a weird night. Well I will, but not right now. *Yawn*

Replies: 5 comments

ready go

this song
this goes out to a man who, I don't wanna say inspired
i mean, i use that term loosely
but this man inspired me to live my life
his name, is kevin sorbo

and we wrote a song about him, it goes something like this

1 2 3 4

kevin sorbo you're on andromeda on upn
im not sure if its on upn but you're on andromeda and it sucks ass
(i think its)

o kevin sorbo
you've got long hair
you are gay
you like to lick balls

lick my weenis

you big fuck
you thought Kull the Conqueror was really good
it bombed in the theaters

kevin sorbo
(kevin sorbo)
you stupid old fuck
(oh you)
your farts smell like shit
you had sex with xena the warrior princess

o kevin sorbo was going to a party one night
(what happened)
those are the wrong chords
he got lost and he then had sex with a deer

o kevin sorbo
(kevin sorbo)
89 he was on hercules
(you stupid shit fuck)
he had this stupid companion who did nothing
but he just followed him around because hercules was strong
and girlses liked him

o he got the torn out of the lions paw
(ass)

12 labors
i got the next verse

o kevin sorbo

he plays the honer all day long
and he sucks big wang
(kevin sorbo)
he fucks dragons in the ass
on the 27th of october

o kevin sorbo
has no weenis cause hes really pregnant
hes got a big show because hes got no wang in his car crash

kevin sorbo
you've got pacific papers
kevin sorbo
gimme the adapter for the gameboy advance
and super mario ad-vance was the first game for the gameboy advance
it comes in platnium now and it has six buttons
(o yeah) (woo)

oh kevin sorbo
(kevin sorbo)
you have lots of credits
o kevin sorbo
(inaudible)
and the irs going to arrest your ass

when kevin sorbo was 6 years old

(inaudible)

wait wait wait, this song is about kevin sorbo

ready ready
you fuck ass
and eat pizza

as i was saying, when kevin sorbo was just 6 years old
he went swimming in a pool with lots of guys and jello
(what happened?)
and hes drowned and then he had to choke on dicks

o kevin sorbo
likes to suck on a mattress
he jumps up and down
(he wets his bed)
and throws a bowling ball
bowling ball

o kevin sorbo
(kevin sorbo)
went bowling one saturday night
when he got there everyone gave him werid looks
cause he was naked and he had a vagina and
everyone said "why do you have a vagina i thought you were a man"

i got one

o kevin sorbo
(kevin sorbo)
had a gine now its gone cause he was a hermaphrodite
he likes to be on the planet jupiter
and look at the storm because its a big red dot
and they dont really know what its doing
its just a big red storm thats been going on for thousands of years

its zeus, fucker

zeus?
zeus
zeus?
zeus

kevin sorbo why dont you go
to your home and lick my balls

o kevin sorbo
(kevin sorbo)
go down to hades and fuck hades in the ass
(kevin sorbo)
go to tantalus and tantalize his wang
kevin sorbo listen up yo
kevin sorbo eats cereal every morning for breakfast
(we got one more verse)
one time be ate dog food by accident and then he puked
because it was gross and you shouldn't eat dog food people
(and then he cried dog food)

o kevin sorbo ate snaussages because he likes dog food
he should have eaten a waffle cone wit moose tracks
because its the best ice cream
and he likes to do curly haired men in the wastebasket

o fruit stripes gum
its good till the last drop
(its awesome)
kevin sorbo
(but its loses its flavor quickly)
this is the end of kevin sorbo
(kevin sorbo)
listen up kevin sorbo we love you

get your weenis out of the zebra's ass

you took my heart kevin sorbo
and you gave it to joseph stalin

the end question mark

(sorbo count - 36)

Posted by Import Flavour @ 02/12/2005 03:28 PM EST

Fuck You. Kevin Sorbo is awesome.

Posted by Josh @ 02/27/2005 11:23 PM EST

Dear faggot nut sack sniffer, you wrongly represent the absolute God that is Kull, hurcules and a great man in general. If he saw you writing this shit, he'd personally come down to your house and fist your asshole with his beefy swords. You're lucky that he lets me worship what gods they will because if he was God, you'd be totally reamed by his searing muscles. P.S. you're have no class dissing an actor and a guy that would basically rip your head off and shit down your weasle neck. Zereta herself would own your face and kull would laugh, pissing allover your roasted turkey sandwich. In conclusion, don't fuck with Kull, or you will be owned.

Posted by Kull @ 07/11/2005 01:56 PM EST

LET MEN WORSHIP WHAT GODS THEY WILL!!!!!

Posted by Kull @ 07/11/2005 01:59 PM EST

thats so mean what you said about kevin sorbo, but..i think i have to say this...LET MEN WORSHIP WHAT GODS THEY WILL!!!!

Posted by i l0v3 herc @ 07/11/2005 02:00 PM EST