The Long Road

07/15/2003 Archived Entry: "BE A HERO!"

The Earth has changed orbit and is now hurtling towards the sun! All life on Earth only has at most two more months to live. I am absolutely serious about this. This story was run on CNN itself and confirmed by all the top scientists in the world!!!!

There is a solution though! Microsoft and AOL-Time Warner, the two biggest companies in the world have known about this for some time now and have developed a solution to save us all! They’re machine is still under top-secret clearance so no one knows what it is but the CIA itself has seen it and said that it would do the trick.

Here is the important part though: MS and AOL won’t fix the Earth’s orbit unless they know that it is worth saving! This is where we come in. To show that we care about our lives we have to make sure every single email account in existence receives a copy of this email! I have contacted high-ranking officials inside both companies and they have assured me that they will be able to track this email wherever it goes and that this will be enough to convince them to take action.

SO IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE OR ANYONE ELSE’S LIFE AT ALL YOU WILL DO THIS! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE, IF YOU DO NOT FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE IN YOUR CONTACT LIST, YOU MAY NEVER, EVER, SEE ANOTHER EMAIL AGAIN!!

Replies: 15 comments

The world will be worth saving if a chain email is successfully forwarded to every single account.

yeah right.

lets destroy it th3n

Posted by Étienne @ 07/15/2003 12:20 PM EST

I LOVE IT!!!...its SO GENIOUS!!!...LOL!!!!

Posted by dAN @ 07/15/2003 12:44 PM EST

Honestly, this doesn't sound so bad... I hear it's warm at the sun.

Posted by Hyperion @ 07/15/2003 02:57 PM EST

I'll block my email account so it won't work.

Sorry guys, our stay on earth is almost over, and its all because of me!!! MWAHAHAH!

Posted by Anonymous #2 (not your brother, Thai) @ 07/15/2003 05:57 PM EST

Its people like Hyperion and Anonymous #2 that are going to get us all killed!! *shakes his head*

Posted by Rayne @ 07/16/2003 01:22 AM EST

Who's using my sign name?!? DIE =P

Posted by Anonymous @ 07/16/2003 01:27 AM EST

I'm going to die anyway when we hit the sun... :)

Posted by Anonymous #2 (not your brother, Thai) @ 07/16/2003 09:32 AM EST

Bien, si tu es mort, c'est tout qui compte

Posted by Etienne(not really) @ 07/16/2003 05:52 PM EST

Hey thai, use your own name even when postintg in french!

Posted by Étienne @ 07/17/2003 01:20 PM EST

je pense qu'il y a de la confusion maintenant.

Posted by Rayne @ 07/18/2003 02:46 AM EST

stupid people and their ambiguous nicknames! *shakes fist*

Posted by shawnathan @ 07/21/2003 04:12 PM EST

*moons the crowd (particularly shawnathan)*

Posted by Anonymous #2 (not your brother, Thai) @ 07/21/2003 05:59 PM EST

eeeeew!

Posted by Rayne @ 07/21/2003 09:33 PM EST

argh, so much spam!

Posted by Rayne @ 01/14/2004 01:49 PM EST

Great site guys... Keep up the good work :)

Posted by Mitch Bruke @ 05/12/2004 11:28 AM EST