The Long Road

07/29/2003 Archived Entry: "a public service announcement"

There is a horrible affliction that affects many office workers in each and every organization in the world. I see it everywhere I go, it indiscriminately targets men and women of all ages and races; it is … the FLAT ASS.

So many people walk around with butts so straight you could iron your clothes on ‘em (that’s if they could handle the pain). For the sake of all those around them these people should do some exercise! Walk, run, jog, climb the stairs instead of taking the elevator, do SOMETHING so their butts don’t take the shape of the seat of their chairs. If this affects you or is starting to affect you please do something about it before its too late and you look like your butt's been hit by a steam roller!

Ice cream, super bad for you, here.

Replies: 9 comments

*looks at her butt*
No Flat Ass for me...

Posted by Andrea @ 07/29/2003 05:00 PM EST

Perhaps people kick it too often?

Posted by Hyperion @ 07/29/2003 08:23 PM EST

People? Or the Universe? ;)

Posted by Andrea @ 07/29/2003 10:56 PM EST

I think Sarah would like that post(not really the part about flat asses, but the one about doing exercise and stuff. she likes that kind of speeches). ;P

Posted by Étienne @ 07/30/2003 01:37 PM EST

*looks at Andrea's butt*

Etienne: I'll make sure to bring it up in "real life" next time I see her =D

Posted by Rayne @ 07/30/2003 03:45 PM EST

Will you PLEASE stop staring at every girl's ass, Thai? It's to the point that i am ashamed of being with you in public.

Posted by Étienne @ 07/31/2003 02:44 PM EST

*hangs head in shame* (to look at girl's ass as they walk by)

haha!

Posted by Rayne @ 07/31/2003 02:47 PM EST

ha ha, silly thai. i can't believe we spent that lunch outside mcdonald's just...

you know :)

Posted by shawnathan @ 07/31/2003 04:51 PM EST

you guys should stop spreading these rumours...they're not true.

Posted by Rayne @ 07/31/2003 07:17 PM EST