The Long Road

11/02/2003 Archived Entry: "Guest Column #1"

Well, the response to this "Guest Column" thing has certainly been OVERWHELMING. Here, then, is the first such Guest Column by Dave; it's very...unexpected.

For those interested in posting something, email me and i'll put it up next Sunday.

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Hey folk's, I'll just get straight to the point. I'm about to reveal to EVERYONE (ie. The bums that read this site) Thai's REAL identity. He's not the "All-Innocent" China-boy from O-Town he makes himself out to be; no no no... there's a much more DARK and GRUESOME side to his story.

A long long time ago, Thai got a visa card swiped over his arse-crack. Now, I know that's not point in this story, but I just had to mention that! It's harlarious!!

Anywho, at the age of three, Thai was able to differentiate any function given to him. Now, we all know it would be mentally impossible for a child of that age to accomplish such a feat. I believe his father said it best,

"This is mentally impossible! Mentally IMPOSSIBLE!" screamed Thai's father.
..to which Thai replied, "I know! I KNOW!"

Now, ignoring the fact that Thai [at the age of three] was able to understand and reply to his father, we all came to the conclusion that he would someday enslave the world under his small asian iron fist.

He's merely putting on an antic disposition to fool everyone, he's not REALLY crazy! He'll pretend he doesn't understand something, only to laugh histerically at you from the inside, as you desperately try to explain the answer to him! EVIL!

Yes, the truth is out! Thai is a EVIL power hungry BEAST from the furthest PITS of HELL!

Nuff' said.

-Dave =P

Replies: 3 comments

Hahaha!
Man Dave, that was FUNNY!!

You rule man! I love you dude!

-Dave ^_^

Posted by Dave @ 11/02/2003 02:41 PM EST

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Posted by Anonymous @ 11/02/2003 10:48 PM EST

Well, I'm glad I'm on his good side!

I think...

Posted by Andrea @ 11/02/2003 11:29 PM EST