11/12/2003 Archived Entry: "Paris Hilton Tape"
Huh.
Just found out there's a kind of unofficial "race" that's constantly on going between web-logers to see who can get on top of google's list when it comes to recent events. Not just ANY events tho, the more Internet-news kind of events - you know what I'm talking about. It's a little silly but who doesn't like getting tons of hits? I guess there's some kind of pride/joy in being well indexed on the Internet and seeing your own site being at or near the top of a search result. I know that I think its cool whenever I see this site in the results page when I search for something.
So here's my first attempt at this Google Snorfing.
free Paris Hilton tape download video Rick Solomon movie sex
Totally shameless, I know. I don't even discuss the Paris Hilton thing. Oh well!
Want to know what I'm talking about? Go here for the tape or here for the story or save yourself some sanity and don't visit either.
Replies: 61 comments
I remember when I first heard about that, I thought a Hotel in Paris called Hilton was video taping their guests. Man I got my headlines wrong, I'm spending too much time on FARK.
Posted by Metatron @ 11/13/2003 04:34 PM EST
I thought it was kinda strange that they named their daughter that...Maybe the Hilton in Paris is just a really nice and profitable joint?
Posted by Rayne @ 11/14/2003 12:18 AM EST
Ah.... the judgement of the other Paris, he got into much the same bother with dame called Helen. This will wind up being yet another Trojan Horse into the bowels of the filthy rich. We in Oz have just been put on by her mindless personality, All that brass and not a micron of brain in her noodle. Porn stars who have to earn a buck to pay the landlord and Wallmart will be very pissed of at this rank amateur stealing the limelight. As if the little soc darling doesn't get enough press ..What an ugracious world it is. Pity Andy W...ls dead he might have been able to put to good use use some of that girls charms. Pity she she put her trust that Gambling goon....This is a geteven act.
" don' t get mad , get even"
Posted by Abelard @ 11/14/2003 04:00 PM EST
What is the CODEC for the Paris Tape?
Posted by LTA @ 11/14/2003 04:36 PM EST
What could he be getting even with? I haven't read of her doing anything to him. What this video really means though is that Rick Solomon will never be able to get another girl to be in a video with him. Unless she's been living under a rock.
I'm sure the video is just MPEG.
Posted by Rayne @ 11/14/2003 08:30 PM EST
yo thanx for the clip of paris . she wasn't getting off she's a dumd rich whore ..peace
Posted by ray dogg @ 11/14/2003 11:21 PM EST
Some good pussy there. Looks like a tight one.
Posted by Horny Dude @ 11/15/2003 12:03 AM EST
And just a couple of days ago on Oprah! Sweet young and unspoilt, a tribute to her parents in the audience.....ha ha
Posted by Krust @ 11/15/2003 12:16 AM EST
Sorry, forgot, Windows media player got the codec automatically.
Posted by Krust @ 11/15/2003 12:18 AM EST
she chokes that back like a whore on saturday night
Posted by paris "slut bag" hilton @ 11/15/2003 12:18 AM EST
wow, this has certainly worked better than I would have ever thought possible. Who would possibly expect 75 000 hits on one day as well as being ranked #2 on a google search for paris hilton tape??
I'm so impressed with myself!
Posted by Rayne @ 11/15/2003 03:50 AM EST
Bitch is worried about answering her phone? Reminds me why I stopped fucking with younger pussy. BLOW ME UP TOM!!!
Posted by G-force @ 11/15/2003 04:29 AM EST
Cool Dude. Congrats!
Posted by John @ 11/15/2003 09:11 AM EST
Good job Rayne....when are you going in for the rib removal sugery!!
Posted by oddball @ 11/15/2003 09:54 AM EST
great tape hard to find congrads on the number of hits... two thumbs up i loved it
Posted by funkdoc @ 11/15/2003 10:49 AM EST
I think you're winnning the google thing with the whole Paris sex tape reoccurings posts,
Posted by Dave @ 11/15/2003 11:30 AM EST
run that game girl! bet you she can suck the chrome of a bumper. well it is just another example of no matter how young/old, rich/poor, nice/daring, skinny/fat, all chicks love the meatpole!
Posted by docdfw @ 11/15/2003 12:07 PM EST
hey dude, i don't really care for what reason u posted it,this shit was dope,though i was hoping it was longer than that.
Posted by mike oscar @ 11/15/2003 01:00 PM EST
Damn, I know a girl who used to try and stop shit to answer her phone, or tell me a story. Fuck that, I dumped her before I had my clothes back on.
Posted by Dan Fecteau @ 11/15/2003 01:31 PM EST
mi yamo es daved. mi thins el tapo is exellento`, essay. mi love-o free American porn-o. ms. hilton helped keep us the best nation in the world-o. holla-o.
Posted by bay @ 11/15/2003 01:50 PM EST
That was horrible. Sure she's pretty hot, but she's also pretty damn boring. Not much interaction there...
Posted by Quikchick @ 11/15/2003 02:04 PM EST
I watched the tape, and I feel horrible for doing so.
Posted by horrified @ 11/15/2003 03:35 PM EST
This was the fastest result i got on the web looking for a sex tape...:) Great job Rayne...how did u do it?
Posted by Rajbaj @ 11/15/2003 03:50 PM EST
Now why would you think she's tight? I think it's prolly all used up.
Posted by cc @ 11/15/2003 06:03 PM EST
I would never want to give it to her shes so boring. Oh how about the HI she says so funny....lol
Posted by meg @ 11/15/2003 06:20 PM EST
I have no idea how I "did it", I just happen to be incredibly well indexed by google for some unfathomable reason.
Posted by Rayne @ 11/15/2003 06:23 PM EST
Any chance someone could convert it to a version viewable by a mac?
Posted by peeper @ 11/15/2003 06:48 PM EST
As a female myself, i have to say, she doesn't f#### very well, i would have expected much more. Oh well i guess that proves that rich girls that have everything don't really have everything!
Posted by Molly @ 11/15/2003 06:52 PM EST
30 on 19. No suprise to me; here in NY City there are plenty of dirty rich ho's who have done the same thing. All you got to do is pur alchohol in one hole and ram the shit out of the 2 holes.
Posted by Young Pussy Fucker (over 16) @ 11/15/2003 07:07 PM EST
errrr i only get sounds....no videos....dammit can someone help me? email me krossbreed70@aol.com
Posted by Kross @ 11/15/2003 07:44 PM EST
The slutt was a dead lay. If you could watch the enite tape, you'd see me bust a nut all over her face.
Shannon was a much better fuck.
Posted by Rick Solomon @ 11/15/2003 08:02 PM EST
I have the entire 25 minute video.
Email me and I will send it to you.
Posted by Lori Karkoski @ 11/15/2003 08:04 PM EST
whoa, uh, she isn't that great of a fuck, but damn, that fuckin bod-
Posted by Neo99 @ 11/15/2003 08:42 PM EST
I typed the wrong address. The correct address is lorigkarkoski@hotmail.com
Rayne-can you edit my previous post???
Thanks,
Lori
[done and done - rayne]
Posted by Lori @ 11/15/2003 09:04 PM EST
talk about a dead lay...congrats on ur hits...may u get a million more bro! maybe a few donkey punches would have woke the bitch up!
Posted by Inktup in Philly Kent style @ 11/15/2003 10:17 PM EST
send me the video man
Posted by joe @ 11/15/2003 10:50 PM EST
Sorry, I just found out that Paris Hilton was only 17 when the tape was filmed and that all who viewed have now viewed kiddy porn, legally.
Knock, Knock?
Who's there?
FBI!!!!!
Posted by Michael @ 11/16/2003 12:57 AM EST
Paris has a nice body, but she needs to work on giving head. Her hand - mouth coordination wouldn't get me off!!
Posted by hghwytohell @ 11/16/2003 01:21 AM EST
i just wanna see the damn tape
Posted by elizabeth @ 11/16/2003 01:39 AM EST
Hello Rayne.
You f*cking Rule.
There really isn't much to say is there?
Freaky lookin' bitch though with the white eyes thing.
All in all.
You f*cking rule.
Posted by Alex @ 11/16/2003 01:44 AM EST
i think it pretty gross and boring u see more convincing porn on 1 of thos fake movies and least in those the girls pertend there gettin off man was she boring and stupid shes just a ho and that sad since how young she is
Posted by christina @ 11/16/2003 02:08 AM EST
Zombie Love . that' some freaky lookin stuff.
Posted by biggs @ 11/16/2003 02:52 AM EST
She's weak in the sack, fastest find for the tape, thanks. Is there really a 25 minute version?
Posted by nosaj @ 11/16/2003 03:54 AM EST
i can't believe the number of people that posted a comment for this... and all random ones, not the usual people... *shakes his head laughing* i wonder if i can get google to index me well :)
maybe just leaving my homepage in your journal will get me well indexed!
Posted by shawnanthan @ 11/16/2003 03:25 PM EST
i tried looking on google for "free Paris Hilton tape download video Rick Solomon movie sex" and your site didn't make the list. too many other sites have jumped on this i guess. oh well.
Posted by shawnathan @ 11/16/2003 03:34 PM EST
A hoe is a hoe. Bring on the pussy!
Posted by Tyrone Starr @ 11/17/2003 04:35 AM EST
Wow, reading all the comments here was really fun :)
especially when you know what kind of comment there usually is on rayne's blog ahahah!
i especially liked :"Hello Rayne.
You f*cking Rule.
There really isn't much to say is there?
Freaky lookin' bitch though with the white eyes thing.
All in all.
You f*cking rule. "
Im speechless :)
Posted by Étienne @ 11/17/2003 05:39 PM EST
well, it looks like the huge of random hits has stopped...i'm only gettings tens of hits an hour now as opposed to thousands. unfortunate. the total for this page is something like 160000. which is pretty damn cool.
Its because google dumped me to page 6 instead of number 2 on page 1 =(
Posted by Rayne @ 11/17/2003 07:08 PM EST
RAYNE,
Thank you for having taken the initiative to procure this controversial material.
Regrettably, however, I have not yet seen it, partly because I learned of it only 10 minutes ago, partly because after downloading from the supplied link, I was informed that SUPER DVD™ is required to view it, which is not my current Default Medium Viewer.
Congratulations on the insane number of recent hits to your domain!
"...Be seeing you!"
MALCOLM XERXES
Stuntman/Actor
FINNEGAN’S SQUAD™
http://www.titanrainbow.com/fsq.html
Posted by MALCOLM XERXES @ 11/18/2003 04:13 AM EST
gj rayne u rule.
Posted by ? @ 12/02/2003 04:05 PM EST
gj rayne u rule.
Posted by ? @ 12/02/2003 04:05 PM EST
I think everyone has given Paris too much of a hard time here. I mean, she may have been bad in bed, but let's face facts. She was only 19 and had probably only screwed 15 guys tops at that point. I'm certain she's much better now.
Posted by Kyle Gas @ 12/08/2003 06:38 PM EST
Twice i've cummed to this bitch now!! Not that she's hot, or even a good fuck as can be seen, but I just like seeing young gurls gone slut!! Especially nice famous rich ones... hahahahah
Posted by STyLes @ 12/09/2003 05:19 AM EST
THANK GOD THE frist god damm people on the new who isn't trying to make a buck on her video YOUR THE MAN And that bitch don't know how to fuck
Posted by CLK @ 12/11/2003 01:38 AM EST
What's this site usually used for? I guess it doesn't normally cater to the perverted, vouyeristic, and generally pathetic?
BTW, thanks for the link to the Hilton tape. I've never been a fan, but curiosity and balls'll get the best of any man!
Posted by Big Jilm @ 12/14/2003 06:44 PM EST
This is just my weblog where I write about various things and issues that come to mind. I only sometimes cater to the perverted, vouyeristic, and generally pathetic. The mood has to strike me.
The paris hilton thing was just a joke to see how many hits i could pull down by writing about something that lots of people would be looking for.
Posted by Rayne @ 12/19/2003 04:41 AM EST
Rayne--
You think you can snag a copy of the R. Kelly Sex Tape and post it in all its flithy, nasty, besotted glory? Paris Hilton is a lousy fuck.
Posted by Unlimited Freedom @ 12/19/2003 08:05 PM EST
I really don't think so.
Posted by Rayne @ 01/14/2004 01:54 PM EST
this Paris tape is lame...she couldn't make me come in a million years....the bitch is a no brainer ho!!!! so she has bucks...so what? that don't mean she fucks good...no way, McKay
Posted by Stevie @ 01/19/2004 03:46 AM EST
this Paris tape is lame...she couldn't make me come in a million years....the bitch is a no brainer ho!!!! so she has bucks...so what? that don't mean she fucks good...no way, McKay
Posted by Stevie @ 01/19/2004 03:46 AM EST
This video clip is ok. I only just herd of it now. Me and the wife were in Alaska for the past 2 years on our honeymoon trip. no tv or realy any interaction with the outside world. we have family up there and we borrowed their hut in the middle of no where so no one could hear her scream lol jk. well this tape sounds ok but i dont wanna pay for it because the wife dont like me looking at that kind of stuff so any time can some one email me the video thanks a million. KC; NEW JERSEY
Posted by K.C. @ 12/10/2004 05:58 PM EST