The Long Road

01/22/2004 Archived Entry: "The Worst Thing in the World"

Is being uncomfortable in your own clothes. Take yesterday for example. I was wearing a t-shirt with a pull over. AND SOMETHING KEPT STABBING ME IN THE CHEST. Of course it was probably some stray hair or something. I spent all morning squirming around in my clothes, trying to shrink away from them so as to not feel the intolerably annoying pain. I also kept fiddling around under my shirt to see if I could maybe get the offending object. Basically I was fidgety for ½ the day. When I finally found the long brown hair embedded in the zipper I was so fantastically relieved. Its so hard to describe, it was like an hour long sigh of relief. No longer having to fear being pricked simply for making the slightest movement was such a great feeling.

And another thing, how the frell did the long brown hair get stuck in the zipper of my shirt? I haven’t even been remotely close to anyone with that kind of hair in ages. Especially not in the week since I last wore the bloody thing.

Replies: 6 comments

I don't think there is a good answer to that question. At least not a pleasant one... Where do you launder you clothing?

Posted by Hyperion @ 01/22/2004 09:07 PM EST

in the basement....

Posted by Rayne @ 01/22/2004 10:21 PM EST

hairs travel and float ... so you never know where they'll come from ... i've opened up text books that haven't even been to my parents' house and found one of my cat's hairs in it ... it puzzles me ... so really ... all you needed to do was be at a place where someone had hair like that or to someone's house where somenoe had a hair like that or past visitors with hair like that .. and that hair could have been transferred to what you were wearing at the time and then transferred to yesterday's shirt

ta-da .. problem solved

Posted by melpie @ 01/23/2004 09:42 AM EST

hello! i'm back.....

Posted by shilpi @ 01/26/2004 11:54 PM EST

Melie: thanks...

Shilpi: Hi...

Posted by Rayne @ 01/28/2004 12:49 AM EST

who's shilpi?

the offsrping rules!
spare me the details

Posted by shawnathan @ 01/29/2004 12:09 AM EST