The Long Road

03/20/2004 Archived Entry: "thought this was worth mentioning..."

A 27 year old stripper who tried to pick up Shawn at Phil's punched me in the mouth. She drew blood!!

Replies: 20 comments

I'm working on the more detailed description of the event, but I'm so behind in writing I still have to write about St. Patty's Day!

Posted by Romer @ 03/20/2004 04:01 AM EST

Yeah, it's there.

Posted by Romer @ 03/20/2004 07:13 PM EST

We need a non password protected link for those of us out of the loop!! =P

Posted by Anonymous @ 03/20/2004 09:27 PM EST

oh, it's a good story :P

Posted by shawnathan @ 03/21/2004 12:50 AM EST

Wow. You guys have all the fun out there! :P

How hard did she get you?

Posted by Andrea @ 03/21/2004 02:59 AM EST

I was sucking blood for a few mins. I should have a pic by tomorrow.

Posted by Rayne @ 03/21/2004 05:42 AM EST

Couldn't you duck? Or possibly even sway? C'mon now, how fast can a stripper throw one?...:P!!

On the other hand, perhaps she was too distracting for ya. E-mail me the story Thai, I need to know the details of what happened.

dAN

Posted by dAN @ 03/21/2004 10:52 AM EST

i would say a stripper could likely move faster than other ppl ... the hand is quicker than the eye when you're trying to get "tips" from guys waving dollar bills in the air ... or so i would assume

Posted by melpie @ 03/22/2004 09:28 AM EST

and p.s. ... shawn you tried to walk home the 27 year old stripper that punched your friend? *just shakes head*

girls who punch guys can't be good news ... unless you're into that whole masochistic stuff

Posted by melpie @ 03/22/2004 09:29 AM EST

i think it would have been more like we'd take a cab home, but yeah, i tried to leave with her.

Posted by shawnathan @ 03/22/2004 10:18 AM EST

i'm rick james, bitch! (sorry, you had to be there)

Posted by shawnathan @ 03/22/2004 10:19 AM EST

although ... i do sometimes wonder phil's liability issues when they eject someone from their bar for their inebriation and the results thereof

for example ... a, uh ... friend of a friend (who is a female) was kicked out of the bar one evening for nothing more than the fact that they suspected she was overly intoxicated (she basically was let in ... walked to the back of the bar and was kicked out ... the shame!) and they were going to kick her out and leave her to make her way home by herself ... a girl should generally not walk home by herself at night ... let alone one that they kicked out of a bar b/c of her extreme intoxication ... luckily her friend saw the proceedings and made her way to accompany the one that was kicked out ...

still, i thought phils was rather irresponsible on its behalf

Posted by melpie @ 03/22/2004 12:00 PM EST

If shawn were following MY ladder, you would see that the Hot Girl With Potential takes precedence over any guy, even one as unnervingly cool as I. But his lack of concern about my well-being after being the victim of physical violence is a bit dissapointing.

Posted by Rayne @ 03/22/2004 01:19 PM EST

you're lucky i didn't finish knocking you out :P

ha ha ha!

Posted by shawnathan @ 03/29/2004 02:14 PM EST

Get your priorities straight...

Posted by Rayne @ 03/30/2004 02:25 PM EST

Shawn doesn't get it does he?...:P!!!...we've given him enough signs, have we not?!?!

Regardless, the real question is...can Shawn even knock you out?

Posted by dAN @ 03/30/2004 03:54 PM EST

Aesop would make a fable out of this story..."A boy, a stripper, and his friend"...now what lesson would he want us to learn?

Posted by dAN @ 03/30/2004 03:58 PM EST

bros before hoes!

Posted by Mike @ 03/30/2004 10:33 PM EST

Sucker punch not withstanding, he MAY have stood a chance against the me of three months ago but probably not against the stronger, faster, bigger, better trained me of today.

Posted by Rayne @ 03/30/2004 11:01 PM EST

"bros before hoes!"...I love it!!!

Posted by dAN @ 03/31/2004 04:45 PM EST