09/20/2005 Archived Entry: "Melissa"

is the hottest one there is. I'm not saying that lightly either; she is honestly the most attractive girl I have ever seen (a picture of). There are not enough words in elvish, orc, entish, nor all the tongues of men to describe the effects her architectural perfection have on the male physiology.

Sure, we can talk about how she's only 28 and already France's most watched and highly paid news anchor, or how she loves to travel, or maybe even how she single handedly made France the most up-to-date and informed country in the world. Perhaps we could discuss the fine line she walks between exuding sexuality on air while bringing serious news to her countrymen.

But who really cares about all that because she is, as they say in French, Le Hot.

Replies: 12 comments

So gorgeous...and french!

Posted by dAN @ 09/21/2005 01:57 AM EST

She's a mix of Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley, and some other spices...

Posted by dAN @ 09/21/2005 01:54 PM EST

Except she has better proportions!

I love her skin!

Posted by Rayne @ 09/21/2005 02:55 PM EST

That's where the other spices come in...;)

Posted by dAN @ 09/21/2005 03:53 PM EST

like...pamela anderson or something

Posted by Rayne @ 09/21/2005 11:37 PM EST

well ... i just read the first paragraph, and i must say, i'm quite flattered! i never knew you felt this way, thai!

Posted by melpie @ 09/22/2005 01:46 PM EST

She reminds me a bit of Victoria Beckham

Posted by Mike @ 09/22/2005 03:41 PM EST

ah mel, I love it when a plan comes together.

so Mike thinks she's also got a hint of Posh Spice.

Posted by Rayne @ 09/22/2005 04:56 PM EST

Looks like I have competition...down boys. ;)

Posted by Gosia @ 09/22/2005 05:57 PM EST

Hard to believe she sleeps only 5hrs per night!! (http://cybersix.dyndns.org/Presentatrices/M-Theuriau/Previews/Melissa%20Theuriau%20@%20Figaro%20Madame%20-%20Nov2004.jpg)

Quelle beauté!

Posted by et_god @ 09/23/2005 12:39 AM EST

teh h0t

Posted by Dave @ 09/23/2005 10:48 AM EST

No worries Gosia, I haven't found competition for you yet...;)!

Posted by dAN @ 09/23/2005 10:58 AM EST