The Long Road

I don't know why it happens, but it does. The most annoying part of my life. It's like there's a camera into my world and they are watching. Waiting. For that most perfect moment to strike. To disturb my 10 minutes of peace. To break the flow. It is shocking, aggravating, disturbing, and downright frustrating.

People require attention at the worst of times and I can't stand it! This isn't funny anymore!!!! I swear, without fail, every time I'm on the toilet, someone HAS to call me.

Replies: 3 comments

please, god, tell me you don't answer.

Posted by melpie @ 08/15/2007 12:13 AM EST

hmm...it seems I've somehow failed to convey that the phone does not go in with me?

Posted by Long @ 08/15/2007 01:35 PM EST

you have failed.

and upon re-reading - going to the bathroom is your 10 minutes of piece?

10 minutes?!?

Posted by melpie @ 08/20/2007 10:23 PM EST